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You Die Anyway, Meh Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
- Front: Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
- Inside message: Right, you die anyway.
- Dimensions: 5" x 7.25"
- Envelope & seal: Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
- Front: Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
- Inside message: Right, you die anyway.
- Dimensions: 5" x 7.25"
- Envelope & seal: Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
$1.40
Original: $3.99
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$3.99
$1.40Description
Shoebox funny birthday greeting card features a lounging unicorn with a rainbow-hued mane, horn and tail on a green and yellow checkered background, paired with a hilariously acerbic sentiment.
- Front: Know what happens when you eat extra protein, work out, and quit drinking?
- Inside message: Right, you die anyway.
- Dimensions: 5" x 7.25"
- Envelope & seal: Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
